Mark has recently found one of the few jobs in the world where everyone is elated to see you show up. Although jobs have found both of us since we arrived, his actually has not inspired stress-related gall bladder attacks early every morning on the days he has to show up. His new venture all started during one of our delightful evenings with Slim. Rather than pay someone full time to keep the water supply open for his cattle, Slim was hoping that us semi-retired old farts might just be able to do the rounds when he was up north tending to the rest of his cattle business. What the heck, we're willing to try anything once as long as it isn't a net negative experience. Some endeavors aren't worth any amount of money in this life but you don't know until you try.
Slim took Mark around on one of his infamous 'drive-arounds' and showed him the route for six water sources which had to be cleared of ice every morning for the cattle to drink. With our high desert temperatures in the winter, there WILL be ice every morning which needs to be broken up and removed.
It was a week or two later that I decided to go along for the ride. It was a great excuse to go 'up top' and look around at parts of our ranch which we would rarely see otherwise. Digital camera problems reared to the fore early on as usual. The new camera with the intentionally small memory card filled up quickly. It wasn't long thereafter that my original battery-eating camera began pouting for lack of power and shutting itself off. These devices are NOT helping my transition into this new age of convenience at all.
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* Explanation of the asterisk in these two photos: Try as I might, Mark was determined to be as camera-elusive as I. When he saw the few photo views I had been allowed, I was severely censored by the head of the Rat Politburo. "No butt shots!!!" he proclaimed as he slammed his shoe down upon the podium. "But ... but you purposely turned your back to the camera!" I retorted to deaf and determined ears. Hmmppphhh! Ve haf vays! Hey, I'm the cook so he can't stay mad for TOO long although I am definitely not asking him to proofread this entry.
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I really enjoyed watching them take their first drink of the new day. As you can see, some nearly submersed their muzzles to above the nostrils, each making a long shlooooshing noise like a rowdy kid consuming soup as they sucked up the soothing water.
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I will finish my tour of his rounds on the post coming up next!
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36 comments:
I figured the ASS-teriks were because certain parts of the anatomy were showing themselves through a breech in the seat of those jeans that "you just can't part with, they're SO comfortable at this stage"!
Hell---I'd be proud to be able to STOOP like that again! And not pass out with my ass showing...!
(P.S.---Radio Shack rechargeable Nickel-Metal Hydride batteries. Kinda pricey, but worth it! Have a very good reserve capacity.)
Well, you've sealed my fate now, Bruno. Mark said "You're just doing this to enjoy the ensuing comments, aren't you?" "Yeah, so what's your point here? We know, I be bad." grin
I'm envious that he still has that kind of spine mobility, too.
We have been playing around with a series of NiH batteries and chargers. It hasn't been very satisfying so far. They seem to be draining down MUCH faster than the alkalines. Sometimes I get as few as 4 photos out of them before they crap out. Gaghhhhh!
That's an asterisk. I thought you had patched his pants.LOL
Moose, I've always been very fond of that asterisk but the boss says I can't share it with my lady readers. I forgot to tell Bruno but, hey, there weren't even any breeches in those britches! Didn't matter apparently. No fun at all, that boy.
Tell Mark that the lady readers won't be forgiving him for denying us a gander of his rugged manly ass!
Those cows are cute! Sound like fun(if hard) work-- breaking up the ice. What a bracing view, too. Pretty.
Yea, I thought he had his ass out, or maybe somethin' hangin' out too. But I bet that little object would have been sucked up into his stomach by the cold, truth be told.
Sure is purdy, with that big blue sky above ya and all the open spaces. Beautiful!
Even the cows are purdy.
Well, get this, Phlegmmy ... you know how men are always saying how flighty we women are? So I finally tell Mark "Tough ... it's published but you can look." He didn't get all red-faced steamed but instead said "Well ... now I won't get any compliments like when Phlegmmy saw the photos of Slim and commented 'I lurves that cowboy!' " So if any of you lady readers admire what little of what you see of Mark's butt, please say so, okay? I'll admit that it is one of his assets I've always so admired.
No butt shots?! Butt...butt...butt:)
I thought maybe he was suffering from "plumber's butt":)
Those cows are BEAUUUUTIFUL! Their fur--if that's what you call it-- looks like velvet. I'm gonna have to use that last shot of the gals as my wallpaper.
FHB, what's amazing is that the work was so rigorous that he didn't have to allow for 'shrinkage' (a Walmart corp term in inventory). By the time he was done, even in these 5 below temps when he started, he was cranking down the heat in the truck and peeling off layers. It's just like they say about chopping wood (and that's one old saw I can relate to myself from the past).
And then you look out the truck windows and get all sorts of relaxed and thrilled by the views as you drive along and cool off. It really is awesome.
Goddess, that's what I couldn't understand - not like I had enshrined the quintessential plumber's crack for POSTERITY or something! See, Mark ... better to let folks see than fill in the blanks! Hmphh!
I just L-O-V-E Slim's cows! They really are both beautiful and lovely tempered. I managed to sneak in a pat and they are as soft as they look. It was wonderful when 'the ladies' were down here by the Rat in 2006. He said that he would be bring some down to this pasture this year and I plan on getting plenty of photos of them this time.
how amazing! I guess I have never experinced ice like that here, although I am sure it does happen.
The ice thickness surprised me in England though!!!
Simon, it really is an amazingly strange place for weather. Given that we share the same distance from the Equator as California and probably even your location, it IS peculiar that we have weather more in common with more northerly parts of Canada in winter.
Despite their lat., I'm surprised at your reports of England's ice as well. When my grandparent's came here from England, their young children had never seen snow before. You'd think the Gulf Stream would be doing a better job of it than that!
Love those wide shots...beautiful out there...sort of...pretty as it can be with trees! I love my hills and trees, but I have to see that area one of these days.
Love cows too...alive and grilling!
Mushy, for sure it's not everyone's cup of tea but, then again, I never thought I would leave green tree country either so ya just never know.
Cows are definitely as gorgeous on the grill as on the range. Just glad I don't have to make the decisions on who stays and who goes.
Beautiful views - explains why you guys are prepared to endure all of the hardships to remain there.
It is very big of you to let your man go out every morning for assignations with lots of cute looking young ladies :)
dba, I don't think I will ever grow tired of the sights out here, there is always something new and astounding that you hadn't noticed before.
Oh, not THAT big of me really, not like we're in New Zealand sheep country or some such, you know.
What is it about sub-freezing temps and the Great Wide Open that makes the sky so blue?
I've noticed this phenomenon in NoDak, Montana, Arizona, Texas, and now NM.
About trees, landscapes, and such. I don't miss the woods all that much, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss 'em at all. But there's something very pleasing (addictive?) about wide open spaces and Big Skies. I can't go back.
Buck, same thing for Alberta with those blue, blue skies. Maybe it's just a lucky strip running right down the inland west part of the continent. Whatever it is, I'm not complaining either.
You tell 'im, Buck! FHB and I are working on getting Mushy out here for a visit next year. If that happens, I want my NM blogger buds to head out to the ranch to pile on with the heavy sales pitch, too!
I love landscape shots like that, just flat to the horizon and beyond. Went on a trip once to the middle of New South Wales, and it was just bare nothing as far as the eye could see with a road running through the middle.
PopeT, I bet Oz has some incredibly broad and breath taking panoramas! I wish there was some way to take a 360 degree photo. I've tried a number of times but it would be a long chore to patch them all together. It's definitely the 360 views which knock your socks completely off.
Okay, I'll add my two cents: I loved Mark's asterisk!
I wish I could bend like that.
Loved the cows, too. I grew up in the country in rural upstate New York across the road from a farm. Our neighbors were the dairy cows that lived there. I have thought cows were cool ever since.
And year, I love the grilled ones too!
I grew up in the mountains of the coast, but living out here in the middle of flat corn country now, I find it achingly beautiful at times. But I miss the short time I lived in the desert. I know why you love it.
The pix and the story bring back memories from back in the 1970's when my bro and I had to punch holes in the ice for our horses to drink from. There was a perfectly good barn that the horses could wander into and out of at will, with a ready water supply, but they preferred to stay outside in all kinds of weather and make us work, apparently to show us they were really in charge.
Maybe the animals are smarter than we are!?
Towanda - thank you! Now Mark can tell Slim that he has admirers, too, even if he's not a cowboy.
Most of my familiarity with cows came from dairy herds, too. And I certainly wasn't used to the idea that you might have to drive through the middle of them to go some place. This took some getting used to!
With the rising cost of beef, it's good for Slim but Mark and I might be seeing a little less of it on the grill at this rate.
LinM, when you've had your fill of the corn belt, move out here again! You certainly don't run out of elbow room as quick out here in the desert. You can just come for a visit, too, ya know.
Atavist, I do wonder about our smarts versus those of the critters out here. In the case of a large range, the idea is to have water available where you want them to graze. Slim doesn't want his cattle walking off their weight gains with long commutes to water sources and over-grazing pastures along the way. I suspect that is also part of his secret in staying Slim himself. That boy does some serious work in a day!
Yes, indeed, Mark - show that ass! What bits I scrutinized (seriously magnified there) outside the black-electrical-tape-of-shame looked damn fine to me. We demand more!
omg!!! THAT was Slim in your Xmas picture? I thought that was something you culled off handsomeanonymouscowboys.com, or somesuch.
well, I'm damned!
Didn't read the last line of your Christmas card, apparently. Golly. See what happens? Kinda misted over there, for a minute.
Yes'm, thank you Phlegmmy! I know darn well that Mark sneaks more peaks at the blog comments than he lets on. He'll be strutting around now - and maybe now he won't make me censor so many photos either.
Yep! That was our boy Slim on that card. He's definitely one of those vanishing authentic and picturesque type of cowboys with that fun cowboy charm to match.
Ahh, I wondered what their temperment was like and if they'd allow you to touch them at all. Course the fact that they don't have horns, makes 'em a little more approachable in my book:) I just can't get over how they look like velvet though.
Goddess, while they didn't feel like mink, I was amazed at how soft the hair on these particular cows felt. While they aren't exactly petting zoo friendly, you can sneak in the odd stroke while they are jockeying for fresh water.
The occasional one has horns and I'll have a tale about that joy in the future.
Who doesn't love cows? They're so gentle.
Wow. First thought came to my mind was: "Ye gods. She's put a target on Mark's butt!"
See what twists one's mind when he used to be fairly good with bow and arrow?
Babzy, most of them are pretty gentle but you should see the ones that aren't. AMHIK!
Cat ... now why didn't I think of that! Wow, then it NEVER would have made it past the Rat's Censor but it would have been worth it to see the look on his face.
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