Thursday, October 04, 2007

Rippin' It Up!

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At this point, I'm not even going to try for a background set-up. Let's just say that we had some dozer time coming to us from a previous agreement with the gas field. A couple of wise souls suggested trying to work from the field level up rather than the corporate office level down. That made perfect sense since the guys who get things done in the real world know their schedule and exactly where they will be on a given day. They can call their bosses who go up the chain until someone flying a desk will hopefully say "That makes sense, do it."

And so it was on our way up top when we found Quig out dozing around in the boonies. Gads, have these operations ever become obnoxiously safety anal; we had to stop at the little cordon and warning sign, Quig had to stop his dozer at an annoyingly safe distance from us, jump down and make us fill out a visitor sign-in sheet before he and Mark could talk mano a mano. Had Mark ventured beyond the cordon, I'm sure Quig would have been policy-obliged to wrestle him to the ground to place a hard hat on him. I guess the days of rough and tough real guys are long gone, like everything else in this society. The old school boys are retiring at first opportunity in droves and I can't say I blame them.

Our idea of working off the remaining time over here at the Rat did fall on receptive ears uphill (most likely since this loose end matter was holding up our next deal). We're just funny like that, I guess, we like to finish up old business before bending over to a new handful of promises.

It was a week later than planned, what with the heavy rains turning the canyonlands into a big mud pie, but eventually Quig 'walked' the big D8R up the road to our place. 'Walking' is the term they use when they just head on down the road by themselves rather than take the time and aggravation to load it onto a trailer. Quig and I had already done a walk around and we both had a pretty good idea of what I had in mind so he pulled off the road and got at it. This beast is HUGE close up!!! It startled the every-loving begeez out of our little Deere when it passed by. I almost expected the skid steer to crawl up the wall of the Rat to yipe itself out of harm's way. See photo below. LOOK at that thing, it's carrying TWO HUGE ripper teeth off the back end like a doubly-armed scorpion! Woo-hoo, I was getting all sorts of weak-kneed already - this was SERIOUS horsepower about to inflict some really serious change without too many objections. That drive train is something that really got my attention. Notice the large drive ... uhm ... sprocket well above the usual track configuration. Quig calls these models 'high tracks'. It puts this beast miles above your garden variety Abrams M1 in my books. I'll get all mushy over that feature later.





Why am I a horsepower junkie?
That question probably needs to be addressed sooner or later. I suppose it's my continual comparison of myself (incapable of lifting X times my weight like the average ant) and those mechanical things that can exceed my capabilities (or the ant's) without even noticing. I constantly compare the work being accomplished against my own ability equipped with, say, a shovel and a strange desire to blister my fingers and ruin my back for the weekend. That's where my awe factor comes in. It's pretty much the same reason why I adore a machine which will propel me along at 120 mph when I couldn't achieve a tenth of that with my own two feet. See below



Mr. Smiley-face has just now returned after several hours of playing with the Deere and I find myself suddenly lost of any desire to write further so I may continue on in a day or so from now. Cooking well or writing at all - I find that I have to be in the right mood, something that my mother had pointed out as a truism many, many years ago.
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34 comments:

Catmoves said...

Power to the People!
But that big Cat can't do the speed you talk about. Bet you could outrun it.
On the other hand, I'd join your skid steer in a flash if it came at me.

Lin said...

I dunno, Cat, what with my gimpy kick-start hip, I would err on the side of cautious with that D8. I do have a photo of him coming dead on at me but I also knew and sorta trusted that he would veer off long before he got to me. Now, those road graders ... like Bruno said, they have some serious road gearing going on there - no contest. Those things can fly when they have a mind to!

phlegmfatale said...

kick-ass - nothing wrong with an excess of love for horsepower. Did I see the Deere's little knee-balls knocking in that photo? :P

Lin said...

Hey you're out doing the rounds earl, Phlegmmy! Yep, there was a serious rush for me in all that HP. That little Deere's knee-balls were definitely knocking, mine, too - it was an awesome display of sheer brute strength. Woo-hoo!

alphonsedamoose said...

Gee that Norton looks sort of familiar but with some new gadgets on it.
HP is much easier on the back than shoveling isn't it. Of course, I have been
known to shovel it.

Lin said...

Moose, that poor bike has suffered so many iterations. It looks even more different now ... but still handsome! I am almost afraid to see what those idiot pro movers did to him after barely seeing what they did to Mark's Beemer (to the tune of about a $400 repaint from what I saw so far).
After your back operation, I bet you appreciate the big boy HP toys even more now, too.

alphonsedamoose said...

oh most definitely

Alex L said...

My mate lost his license a few times because of his passion for the old two wheel pony.

simon said...

I KNEW it was an indirect drive!....

i am also a LOVER of power and speed..... Had a ducati 900ss, Suzuki Hayabusa, and drive a 6 litre V8 thingo that flies ( has corvette engine etc)

:o)

simon said...

ps- the correct term for the Cat is Crawler Tractor ( not Dozer... Bull Dozer is a brand like Jeep)

The John Deere is a Skid steer loader.. :o)

Buck said...

Lin... while I'm appreciative of earth-moving horsepower and all that, I'm oh-so-intrigued with that LOVERLY Norton!! 750? 850? Mods? History?

You've dropped the odd hint here and there about your biking past, this post being much more than a hint, of course. Perhaps the majority of your readers know all about your biking past (and present), but at least one of us would like to hear more...

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

God I'd love to play with your toys! They are sweet!

I'd probably start a new highway if I had my own dozer!

Lin said...

PopeT, I can see where your mate might have issues with legality if he was prone to throttle itch. It takes a little discretion and a LOT of luck to not run into and annoy the constabulary when the ton and up beckons. He should have headed off to the race track after the first run-in.

Lin said...

Oh ... NICE selection of conveyances, Simon! We dwellers of the Rat have a great fondness for the Duc SS models but never did pull the trigger on any. I maintain a rabid aesthetic passion for the Duc singles as well (satisfied to some minor degree as you will see later).

With my memory, I may never get around to applying the right technical terms to these gargantuan toys but I appreciate the boost up - it might verily sink in with your continued assistance. Don't stop!

Lin said...

Buck, other than our families, Red and Moose, most of my readers probably don't know anything about our 2-wheeled past. I kinda/sorta walked away from it when a lot of things piled up - mostly physical. DON'T get me going on my bike 'cause I could go on all day about the history and mods on that machine. He (notice I said 'he') and my long-gone dog were my best friends for many years. But I bet I will get around to doing a 'fun stuff in my garage - past and present' post like many of my buds have done. I always love looking into other folks garages so, yeah, maybe I should do that down the road, too. I certainly enjoyed some of your peeks into your old garage. And Red alluded to your old Triumph 500.

Lin said...

Mushy, we'll have lots of stuff to play with when you get here even though we either sold off a LOT of it or folks just dragged it off before we moved.

Oh yeah, the dreams that go with having your own big Cat ... gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

david mcmahon said...

That is some very serious grunt, there, Lin!!!

Lin said...

David, it was an incredible show of raw grunt at work!

Alex L said...

Well actually he was generally just going to quick for them to see his plates, and the he got an R6, and he started going even faster.

The Atavist said...

In the days when I had more frustrations than nickels to rub together, I used to fantasize about a place like yours and a machine like that beast you describe, so that I could come home at the end of a long day, climb on board, and rearrange the landscape until I was once again 'balanced.' Come to think of it, that still sounds appealing. So... are you going to finagle yourself into the cockpit of that monster and give it a whirl yourself?

Anonymous said...

Lin, just saying Hi. Going to crochet some doilies now after I press my crinoline and bustle.

All this talk about horsepower and grunting gives me the vapours.

Just kidding :) I don't have a clue what all of you are talking about. Cheerio.

Lin said...

PopeT, oh dear, I can see his problem then. A number of fellas I knew took great pride in having the filthiest and most illegible plates on otherwise immaculate machines.

Lin said...

Atavist, I am convinced that there is no healthier vent and source of satisfaction for a normal male than to come home and do just that; push around larges amounts of landscape and get a feeling of genuine accomplishment without having to run it by a committee first. Most have to be satisfied with a lawn mower or riding a lawn tractor but this really is SO much better.

With their annal safety fetishes around here, sadly, I wouldn't even dare ask for a quick run. As always, with my luck, a roving inspector WOULD show up ... sigh.

Lin said...

Oh pshaw, Babzy, just dig your leather bodice, knickers and chaps out of the old cedar chest and we will take you for a good run on one of the beasties around here! Better still, we'll give you your own to navigate. You'll figure it out right quickly, even amidst a good case of the vahpahs! YesM!

Anonymous said...

Well, okay. Is there a Zamboni I could drive? Always wanted to do that. If not, how about the big scooper-upper?

david mcmahon said...

There is no power like horsepower, Lin!

So glad you;ve been enjoying my one-liners!!!!

Lin said...

Babzy, I adore Zambonis, too. Makes me wish that we had real water in our creek 24/7, especially in winter. I would polish out a skating run that would put the Rideau to shame, utter shame!

You'll just have to come down to see what else in the way of good HP toys might blow that starched and pressed crinoline up!

Lin said...

David, I may come up with the odd decent zinger here and there when I am feeling particularly sharp but your forte rests in the ability to crank them out on demand several times a day. Now THAT is a maestro, hands down, no contest!

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh lin, you do have some brilliant toys to play with - need a hand? (Go on, I'm dying to..)

Bob's Blog said...

Oh yeah, you've got to be in the mood. You can't force it. However, when the mood strikes, give it full sway, and it will flow from your fingers!

Lin said...

Shrinky, sign right up at the HQ! The pay is terrible, the food is not bad, the toys are half the fun and the views are to die for. You know where to find us if you succumb to islanditus.

Lin said...

Bob, I so wish I could be as prolific a blog writer as so many of my favorites. I'm finding out that I'm just not wired that way though.
I really enjoyed your writings (although some of the experiences of those kids just broke my heart).

FHB said...

Love your gear. Too cool. Too many possibilities.

Lin said...

FHB, there's just something about mechanical toys. I think wealth is wasted on the truly filthy rich who don't have yards full of this stuff.