Saturday, June 23, 2007

Mountains Out of Ant Hills




This is a tread-water offering while Mark and I fine tune the last elements of the Rat Water Works. 'Fine tune', in this case, is a euphemism for banging our heads against the wall and screeching as we solve one problem, only to have another appear, then another and another - like playing Whack-a-Mole. We'll have to take a few more whacks before showing you the final lay-out. It's starting to look good though!

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This photo shows one of our neighborhood red ant hills last Fall. I placed a gallon milk jug beside the mound to show how industrious these little fellows can be. They place a shingle-like layer of larger gravel and chico needles on top to slow down erosion and it's enjoyable to catch the glint of old colored glass fragments in the mix. I've heard that they occasionally dredge up lost Indian trade beads as well. These mounds and their forage trails are everywhere and I soon learned to pay attention as to where I was standing before stopping to sightsee during a hike. Willy the Well Driller noted that the 'old timers' used to observe the height of the mounds to forecast how much snow the coming winter would bring. Then, being in his 8Os, he stopped to laugh at himself for calling anyone an 'old timer'. But the ants and the old timers were right - we had a much needed higher level of precipitation last winter.

The ants showed up and introduced themselves like the Welcome Wagon as soon as we arrived. While they are not as aggressive and rude as fire ants, I still didn't like having them keep me company and crawl up my pants legs while I was working under the Rat. That crawling sensation caused me to hit my head on the undercarriage more than once. To their credit, however, they were more pleasant to deal with than the rotting rat that I stuck my hand in while trying to move around under there. Thankfully, I did not run into scorpions, rattlers, black widows or tarantulas that are also likely to move in if you don't have the space sealed up well. I have met all of them in other settings since arriving so it's probably just a matter of time before they show up under the Rat. Funny thing but I have since developed a dislike of having to work under there. Therefore, I will be ever grateful that Virgil bit the bullet and dove under to deal with the latest necessary plumbing reworks. I know for a fact that he is not particularly fond of creepy crawlies either so my only solace was that he was far more agile and likely to come shooting out of there at light speed if he ran into anything untoward. Without him, I guarantee you that this water project would have been on hold 'til slightly before Hell freezes over if it had required my participation.


13 comments:

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

I was talking to a friend last week, who recently moved over here from South Africa.. she found it hysterical how folk in these parts freak out over a wasp. When you're used to deadly snakes, spiders and the like, wasps are positivley welcome..

Anonymous said...

While the ant hill is more than impressive - the first paragraph of the blog has been blocked by the picture. Can you fix?

alphonsedamoose said...

What would you do if you did meet one of these critters under there. I know----change your drawers. LOL

Lin said...

Shrink,
You nailed it on the head. I used to be nearly phobic of 'flying stingies'. Now when they come around, I brush them away and say "Will you just get lost!" or words somewhat similar to that effect.

Lin said...

Sue,
Thanks for the heads up. While it looks okay on my screen, Blogger composer was not behaving nicely at all when I posted this. Could be that it didn't make the post compatible with all operating systems. I will go in and fiddle with it on a republish shortly so please let me know if the problem goes away or not.

Lin said...

Alphonse,
If I ran into one of the heavy hitters under there, I don't know if I would be in any shape to change drawers. I know that Mark would be busy trying to improvise a set of homemade cardiac shock paddles though.

Anonymous said...

Great Lin you fixed the problem! Now we can enjoy the entire blog. Finding critters underneath the rat would be one of the least of my problems - I couldn't breath! On the claustrophobic side I guess. Tried to fix the underspring of a sofa and got dizzy and a MAJOR headache that lasted for hours. Finally hired one of those repairmen who came and fixed in a matter of minutes - helps to have the right tools, know how and brut strength.

Lin said...

Sue,
Thanks for the good news! The fix was either pure dumb luck or Blogger resolving their problems but I am relieved that it worked since I couldn't have done much for an encore.

Nothing like the right tools, know-how and strength. Most of our specialty tools are still hidden in the moving trailer, some of the know-how we need here now is completely new to us and the brute strength is something we both USED to have a lot of. Maybe there should be an advised age-limit on homesteading attempts .... nah.

Catmoves said...

I saw the pic of a mound of dirt and a jug of water and read your remarks about the Rat Water Works. My mind immediately flew to the idea that somehow your water works were being supplied by gallon jugs of water that could be poured over the dirt pile and somehow, magically, supply your home with water. Glad to learn this isn't the case.
I had trouble seeing the pics on alphonsedamoose's site, but yours came through for me. The mysteries of blogger, I guess.

Lin said...

Cat,

The original idea was to sneak in and steal stored water from the ants but they proved quite possessive of their resources. Milking them was even more difficult ... very hard on the lower back muscles (of all parties concerned, I suppose).

BRUNO said...

I was going to leave a sarcastic comment, but after you started milking the ants, I realized I had already been beaten at the game before the opening tip-off......!

I also hate to admit this, but I thought almost exactly the same thing Catmoves did!

Kinda scary, ain't it? Never know WHAT, or WHO, you'll find on here---could make that assortment of critters under the Rat a lot more inviting, after all.....!

Lin said...

Bruno,
It is scary to think that at least two of you on the same wave length.
If I ever ran into you under the Rat in the dark, you'd suddenly have plenty more light and combustion air for that Mac through the big Lin cut-out left in the styrofoam and T-111. There are critters that big out here and I'm not taking any chances, n-o-o-o-sirree.

Lin said...

FHB, oh I so wish I had found a permanent fix for fire ants. The best I ever managed (by a fluke) was to get so mad after being stung by fire ants that I took a hose and flooded them out. They loaded up and moved off to a jerk neighbor's place. Turns out that flooding is a common effective procedure.