It was a good week for us all out here at the ranch despite the cold weather. Our guest hunters managed to each bring down a six-by-six point bull elk. Apparently everyone 'up top' at the hunting camp had a grand and memorable time, hunters and guides alike, and all vow to come back next year. By then, we might even have my whimsical "Hotel California Saloon" in situ to have a place where everyone can come over for a good sit down supper and gabfest. The Rat is just a little cramped to accommodate more than two or three people at once right now.
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.As an unexpected perk, the boys arrived with one full elk carcass for our later use. When you realize the going rate of supermarket beef, this is not a small consideration. In our situation, you have to take such windfalls into serious consideration in the annual budget, too. A few decades ago, venison was the only meat in our larder but the savings on beef purchases made a BIG impact on the food bill. I never forget this truism from an old and well-off friend: "It is easier to save a dollar you have than to earn a replacement for it." This is not quaint folk lore, it's absolutely true. If not for having absorbed these bits of wisdom and putting them into play, we would simply not have come this far in realizing our dream. It took us almost two decades to save up for this moment but we were able to do it without living in a cardboard box under the overpass in the interim. It can be done when you want something badly enough; that is really what separates the wheat from the fluffy chaff. My Atavist has some good primer material in his blog archives on the subject. I was going to keep this subject for a separate post but this is as good a time as any to bring the basis of our success to your attention. More will certainly follow.
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Now don't freak out at the photo below. At first glance, it may strike you as what happened to Aunt Hilda after someone spiked the punch at the town's last ice cream social. This is the bull elk carcass which now hangs aging in our barn. I have no idea who donated the gaily printed sarong of a bed sheet it wears but it serves to keep various ravenous parties away from it. Bottom line: it's about $500 worth of red meat that we don't have to budget for in the future. If you are a meat-eater, I don't want to hear the right-brained screechy Bambi thing ... there is a guilt-free tofu burger waiting out there for you. That being said, I read that plants also feel pain and agony so what do you do? I can honestly say that I wouldn't look down from the clouds with resentment someday if a mountain lion decided that I looked like a great lunch while I was out hiking. It is simply life and it's been that way for a long time out in the real world.
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.So unless you are some sort of vegetablist, you now know what is likely fare for supper when you come to visit. One thing I seem to do well is serve up meat to its best character and potential so don't let that slow you down.
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48 comments:
Good for you. Enjoy the protein and the life it gives.
Around where I live, because of various prohibitions against hunting, there are now so many deer that coyotes are being seen again in the city limits of London, Ontario. Nature is striving to restore balance. What's next, wolves?
I ran into my brother in a store recently and noticed that he had a Louis L'Amour novel in his pocket. I don't need Louis L'Amour to read about the wild west, I've got you, Lin, to give me my vicarious thrills.
Atavist, I'll save you a juicy tenderloin filet, bacon wrapped!
Yep, Rudolph and Bambi are coming to town along with all their food chain buddies. What did we expect? They never received higher edjamuhcation on how Nature works.
We've run into quite a few Louis L'Amour fans over the years and I've often wondered what they would think if they could see us now.
I never turn down a gift of game meat from friends... ever.
I'd rather eat that than any store bought beef, aside from the occasional rare steak.
Must have been a good friend that gave you that... a gift that gives life... and keeps you alive.... and tastes good....
I've had a deer or two hanging in my garage, same circumstances. Always made me feel rich.
Ah, I don't freak out at that sight...gutted and skinned out a many a deer in my day...got work boots in the basement that still have the blood stains!
I should post about some of my exploits!
Are you sure that is an elk. It looks like some of the people we knew after a New Years party.ROFL
Elk meat tastes great and better for you than beef.
Carteach, I know exactly what you mean - we NEVER turn down game meat! Well except maybe for some of the bubonic rabbits around here - those still give me pause. The word's getting around out here, though - you shoot it, I'll cook it!
It does make you feel rich in SO many ways, doesn't it?
Mushy, I knew I wouldn't freak you out but I do have some readers of a ... well, more sensitive nature.
I'd LOVE to hear about some of your deer hunting exploits. That one comment of yours a while back about the privy au natural incident got me wanting to hear more stories. I know you have them - do it, please!
Moose, this one was bagged before New Years or I might have wondered myself. No signs of lampshades hanging off the antlers - that was close enough for me. And besides, this thing is TALL - would have given Anne D a run for her money although it still would have lost to her at arm-wrestling for Exports.
Funny thing about these hunters - they preferred venison even though the opinion jury is weighing in heavy in favor of elk.
Hey, save two of those tenderloins, bacon wrapped please, for us. Gives us a great reason to test drive Sally's new wheels. Oh, btw, did she tell you yet what she got? Red
Red, the Atavist was quicker on the trigger this time but we can still save a couple of thick filet's for you, ESPECIALLY if you help us carve this monster up. I'll do the bacon wrapping.
You're just milking this suspense on Sally's new wheels for all it's worth, aren't you? You do realize by now, don't you, that if it's not a Unimog, we'll be thoroughly, utterly, completely disappointed and then some.
If not for having absorbed these bits of wisdom and putting them into play, we would simply not have come this far in realizing our dream.
Good on ya, Lin. This subject is a minor hot button of mine, especially where the offspring are concerned. It seems like the great majority of our population "live in the moment" with nary a thought about Old Age. THAT scares the living Hell out of me, especially since I'm one of those guys eating up what's left of the Social Security Trust Fund (ha).
Great pics, btw!
nice hunting. I went black powder elk hunting in Colorado some years back but had no luck. I normally hit bow season to get some venison but with the move this year didn't go. So regular burgers for me.
I don't care!! I'm saying it anyway!! "Nooooooooooooo! Those poor babies! How could you?!"
Ok, I'm off to eat my hamburger...
No complaints here on venison or elk meat. I'll take whichever.
Got a kick out of: "It is easier to save a dollar you have than to earn a replacement for it."
Of course, the statement is anti American, but I still like it.
Well, I told the dealer we wanted a Unimog and he sold us one that he told us was a Unimog. And you know dealers NEVER lie. Red
I don't hunt anymore, mainly because there's too damned many people during hunting season who have NO IDEA of how to hunt SAFELY---especially during turkey season!
But when "push comes to shove"(notice I didn't say IF!), I'll have no problem with "the hunt"---except I'll be damned choosy with WHO walks beside, and BEHIND, me!
Seems like YOU already have the situation well-in-hand already...!
Buck, the viability of Social Security concerns us, too. And this ant won't feel particularly altruistic when the grasshopper shows up at the door later. I wish they'd teach all school kids' real world budgeting and financial skills but I guess that neither socialists or capitalists would be happy about the results.
Lin, next time you get the urge to hunt elk this way, we'll put you in touch with the outfitter we use. He's good at reading the elk and deer and none of his hunters have gone home empty-handed.
Boo-hiss on missing the bow season. Moving is such an upset under the best of conditions. You'll be full ready for next Fall though! Maybe we can swap some good cuts.
Goddess, I just knew that post would bring you charging out of the trees! Now I'll be afraid to show you photos of the new calves when they start arriving in the Spring ... your heart just melts when you see those sweet, curious little faces as they dash around finding another new world every minute.
Cat, we'll save you some but you have to come out here to collect it! Same goes for Red and Sally. Yes, we use baited field to attract visitors!
I'll probably be tracked down and silenced for suggesting mass personal economic independence and responsibility.
Red, I hope you didn't sign on the line for just anything that was big and olive drab. For all I know, you will show up here with a worked over, painted carnival fry coach. Shame on me ... I am not in the mood to trust dealers any more than oil and gas companies right now. Possibly more rants on that later, main stage even.
Bruno, what really helps out with our hunts here is that the state gives us tags for private land elk hunts. That means that we should be the only ones hunting there ... period. Fortunately, we haven't had to deal with aging any 'long pig' yet.
Woo hoo!
How's about some elk jerky?
D'ya need me to send you any seasonings or anything? :)
Hmmm... I hope I can get out to visit you in time to eat a bite of that critter. Well done!
Phlegmmy! You wouldn't happen to have some old family seasoning recipes for sausage and jerky, would you? I've got this excited chill running down my back as I type this.
I can buy the spices in quantity at fabulous prices if you can tell me what to order. Heck, I probably already have 95% of it on hand and in embarrassing quantity. If you need something yourself, let me know that, too, and I will send it along.
Cripes I had a shock. I thought that was a Moose hanging in your barn.
Note to Bruno: I can understand why you wouldn't want to be loose in the woods during turkey hunting season. HAHAHAH LOL
Looks like the bagged some nice animals. Did you get to keep the pelt as well.
The idea od the Hotel California Pub has me totally jazzed, and the critter doesn't offend. Cool as hell. Love it. First time I went hunting I shot a deer and started to have some "bambi' thoughts, but then my cousin turned it into a slab of meat right before my eyes, and I was hooked for good. Too cool. Hope you enjoy the goods. And, if you get that spot goin', you might just find yourself starting a coloney of bloggers. couldn't think of a cooler place to sit back and... you know. Wonderful.
Babzy, I made sure that I mentioned ELK enough times that Alphonse wouldn't clutch his chest and yell "Oh no, they got PAPPY!!"
You teasing our favorite gobbler? Careful now ... they can throw a good peck at you if their tail feathers get ruffled. While I have never been turkeyed, I have been goosed a couple of times, hence this warning to the wise.
PopeT, the hunters kept the head, rack and 'cape' which pretty much included the entire hide down to the knees as their trophies. I haven't heard what form the final trophy mount will be but they have plenty of options there. The shipping crate will likely be the size of a small refrigerator arriving at their end since the antlers and head are still intact and of considerable width. Should be an impressive display!
FHB, you'll really get jazzed when I show you my rough plans for the facades of the new buildings. I want something whimsical enough along the road front that people will either chuckle or say "Wow, we just found some old Western ghost town out in the middle of nowhere!" The cowboys are already approving of their own private saloon in the neighborhood and I think most of my blogger buddies will love it, too. It's a fresh new canvas for my work and I can't wait.
Poor, poor Aunt Hilda.
I thought the picture might have been what happens to a guest who shows up unannounced. I'd love to eat at your table one day... but I'd call first, for sure!
Ahhhh, but dear Aunt Hilda had the best of times on the way out, Craver.
You know you're welcomed here any time but, like you said, make sure to call first ... especially during hunting season. And don't wear any fancy varmint fur jackets either - our eyesight isn't always THAT good.
I agree with FHB, Hotel California Pub sure sounds great. Maybe a little of the Mine Shaft (Madrid, NM) flavor. Remember their sigh over the bar, "we don't have a town drunk, we all take turns". Got to have a juke box. Wouldn't able to keep Slim and his buddies away. Us too! Later, Red
Red, I would LOVE to replicate the feel and sentiments of The Mineshaft ... albeit it on a much smaller scale. This will undoubtedly be my favorite challenge of this new bldg project.
LIN
"Hotel California Pub"?
Say it ain't so. All fluffy and pink with weird sounding drinks? And vegetablist's burgers? And floor coverings in chartruese? And deep purple drapes? And on and on and on.
How about "Hotel New Mex Pub"?
I'll check with a girlfriend who's the best cook I know. She'll probably have some great suggestions.
Hey Cat, that wasn't me who started calling my saloon a pub! The saloon will be in the Hotel California building (named after the Eagle's hit, you know ... "You can check out any time you want but you can never leave"). I haven't really come up with a name for the saloon yet. No she-she decor on the drawing board - this one will go back 100 years if I can scrounge the right materials. Red and Sally should to take you over to the Mineshaft Saloon for a look-see if you haven't stopped there yet.
Ohhh, yes please, Phlegmmy! Slim is going to ask his mother for her sausage recipe, too. We could have some GOOD eats in the works here.
Happy New Year Lin and Mark.
What a grand gift to get 2008 off to a great start. There is nothing quite like a venison joint roasted in a port marinade. Venison sausages and burgers work well too.
I still remember Hammy our gamekeeper friend from school days butchering a deer on my mother's old kitchen table early one morning. Kept us in fine eating for weeks.
A Happy New Year to you, too, dba. Glad to see that you survived your own off-the-grid holiday adventure. I checked last night and begun to wonder if you had succumbed to ingestion of frozen haggis or something.
From what I know of European hunting, you had a very blessed connection in knowing a gamekeeper, nice! I had almost thought about re-enacting that kitchen table scene this morning after Slim's dogs ripped into that elk last night while we were socializing. And here our dogs had been so well-behaved on the matter!
Ahhh, no. These calves won't be EATEN, will they?!
Truth be told, I never realized how beautiful cows were until I saw them up close. Too damn bad they taste so good.
BTW, I never realized how big those animals were till I saw them hanging upside down!
BTW, am I seeing that incorrectly or are the front hooves cut off?
You saw it correctly, Goddess. I had thought that was a little strange myself but Slim didn't volunteer any explanation. Now that I've seen what his dogs did to it when it was closer to the ground over here, I kind of suspect they had something to do with that, too. I really tempted to ask him next time we settle in for some more serious socializing time.
Oops, I didn't see that you had two comments there and almost missed the first one, Goddess.
Luckily the calves will only go to market when they are fully adult. I don't think I could handle the thought of them going to veal. Honestly, I can't bring myself to buy or eat veal for that very reason.
I should post some pictures of my favorites of Slim's 'ladies'. Good thing their not MY cows, they'd be around forever as expensive pets!
I've been to that old wild west saloon a couple of times, Lin. Had a lot of fun there, too.
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Cat, wasn't that the best darned time to be had, especially when they had a band playing?
Cat, your sending me this invaluable link help inspired me to write the Jan 9th entry!
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