Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Chili Today, Not Hot Tamale Either

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The cold weather is officially here! It got down to 1 degree above zero just the night before last. The good news is that we still had running water in the morning, unlike the nice surprise we had before we got the two doors finally hung on the Rat's official Water Department addition. Thing of it is, our plans keep changing as we go, mercurial at best. Accordingly, we have learned that postponing our wild hairs of the moment is a ultimately a good thing. We had put off installing an open flame gas heater in the new addition since it was also going to be our repository for solar-charged batteries. Having an open flame heater in the midst of charging batteries emitting hydrogen seemed like hosting a cigar bar in the balloon shell of the Hindenburg so we waited.

Now, with the advent of the new buildings, the battery closet will likely move over there in the Spring (or whenever the roads and weather accommodate us). In the interim, the solar hook-up is on hold but we can at least apply temporary open-flame heat in this addition. Everything might change again by then so we are not going through the aggravation of running permanent black iron piping anywhere until Spring.
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To keep the pipes and well head from freezing in the interim, we dragged out the blast furnace (above) that we used so judiciously last year and the year before to heat the Rat itself before our project to add reasonably safe and thermostatically controlled LP units. Yep, this unit will kill you in a fairly tight enclosure ... but we survived that phase. We would fire it up, get the place to the point that the walls were getting soft, shut it down, go to bed and then just hope that the temperatures wouldn't drop below freezing inside until morning. Oftentimes it worked. Hallelujah and good riddance to using it as a primary heat source however! We look upon it more kindly now as a quick heat builder in the addition (which does not share common air space with the Rat). We fire it up just before turning off the generator at night and get the temperature up to dry sauna quality and then turn it off.
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Now here is the part I really want to talk about. This photo above shows a new kerosene lamp, one of several that I bought on-line dirt cheap from Pennsylvania in the summer. Bruno's recent post about some old kerosene lamps got me to thinking about it again.

I had remembered friends talking about
Lehman's Hardware YEARS ago as far as supplying the Amish and anyone going off-the-grid and found that they even had a website. They were clearing out these foreign made reproductions of old Dietz railroad lanterns for something like $7 each. I had lost all my antiques ones in the moving insanity to folks who wanted them badly. I thought about how many I wanted of the two different models available and gave the list to Mark the next day to order (he is the official on-line orderer) . I was heart-broken that the sale had ended between my finding it and the next day when Mark tried to order them. But never say never, at least not with decent folks; I sent them an e-mail and, would you believe it in this day and age, they said "Well, okay, close enough, just talk to so-and-so in the order department and she will let it go through." My faith in mankind (at least parts of it) surged up twelve points on a scale of one to ten when I heard that.

So here I am with my nice supply of new kerosene lamps thanks to a Mennonite hardware in Pennsylvania. I now have a very nice bias towards Mennonites, no doubt about it. In fact, it will be a Mennonite clan who will be constructing our new buildings and we have been met with the same trust and decency in dealing with them so far. It is a reinvigorating experience after dealing with the uniformly disappointing people of our last locale. And now you know why I don't refer to that last place (our long exile) by name. As Beautiful Dave the Cat would say "They sucked, they REALLY sucked!"

There, wasn't that a nice long-suppressed side rant. I needed that. Anywho, I took one of these lanterns, lit it and placed it near the 350 gallon water tank, pressure bladder tank and piping. It seemed to produce just enough heat through the long night to keep the temperatures above freezing point. I can't tell you what a sense of accomplishment it is to turn the kitchen faucet on in the morning and have water come out. We haven't hit the minus 15 below temps yet this year but this is a good start to getting things sorted out.
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Humor of the Day (from Ken) and don't tell me you can't relate to any of these
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What job ad lingo really means

Competitive salary:
We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition.

Join our fast-paced company:
We have no time to train you.

Casual work atmosphere:
We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Some overtime required:
Some every night and some every weekend.

Duties will vary:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must have an eye for detail:
We have no quality assurance.

Career-minded:
Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in person:
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told that the position has been filled.

Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience:
You'll need it to replace the three people who just quit.

Problem-solving skills a must:
You're walking into perpetual chaos.

Requires team leadership skills:
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good communication skills:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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30 comments:

Buck said...

Ya, a nice side-rant, indeed!

re: I can't tell you what a sense of accomplishment it is to turn the kitchen faucet on in the morning and have water come out.

The converse is equally true, when water fails to come out of the faucet on a winter morning because you forgot to set "the drip" when the temp dropped. It's not only the sense of disappointment, it's the renewed realization of just how dumb and forgetful you've become in your old-age. And when the temps stay below freezing for nearly a week and you have to haul water... Aiii-EEE.

I hate it when that happens...

Lin said...

Uh-oh ... sounds like hard-earned experience talking there, Buck. Are you on pressured city water? If we left the faucets on drip, that infernal RV pump would be kicking in just enough to wake us up every half hour when the bladder tank dropped off. The handy-man from Hell set us up with a very nice heat tape - which, of course, works very well after the generator has been shut off for the night.

alphonsedamoose said...

Try a metal pie plate behind the lamp to radiate the heat back towards the pipe and pressure bladder. Should be good for below freezing temps.

Catmoves said...

Ah, the joys of "roughing it" living. The fun when things go bad. I'm green with envy since all I do now is pick up the phone and ask the maintenance guy to fix it.
Also, I am very familiar with:
"Requires team leadership skill". Been there. Done that.
Keep warm this winter.

FHB said...

That's a cool site. I love the lanterns and the oil lamps. I think if you wanted to you could live the life of a pioneer full time. But who'd want to? I mean, some things have gotten better in the last 100 years.

Anyway, I'm loving how your world is getting more well defined as time goes by. Enjoying the process as you build it. One of these days I'll come rollin' up your "driveway" and check it out for real.

Stay war big sis. It's gonna be in the 70s here tomorrow (heavy sigh). Can't WAIT to get to Wisconsin at the end of the week!

Lin said...

Moose, that's an excellent idea, dude! I will get out the baling wire on the morrow and fashion a pie plate holder for the lantern. Thank you!

Lin said...

Cat .... now don't start with that maintenance guy stuff ... ya hear? Either that or give me his telephone number r-i-g-h-t now! Exercise those famous team leadership skills!

Lin said...

FHB, you're right, we could probably go 100 years retro but who in their right minds would want to. But it does still have a certain nostalgic appeal to it.

Hopefully, by the time you roll up the driveway, you will see some major fun changes to the place. Fun is the absolute priority and intent here, a senior delinquency, if you will.

I know, you're headed to Wisconsin to cheer for the Packers, aren't you?

Alex L said...

Clever thinking, we dont get freezing pipes, but we do get the opposite, luke warm to scorching hot water coming out of the taps in summer.

Lin said...

You don't get freezing pipes, PopeT? How delightful! We did get that hot water surprise before we finished closing in the Water Department this summer. There really is something unsettling about opening the 'C' tap and getting pure 'H'!

fuzzbert_1999@yahoo.com said...

I was born right at the end of the "coal oil" lamp days and remember them burning well into my teens down around Lawrenceburg way. We have two we use during power outages ourselves...quite comforting to have around.

I do need me one of those lanterns though...was that a Mennonite place or an Amish place?

Lin said...

Mushy, there are some good memories glowing within those old lantern flus, aren't there?

Lehman's is operated by the Mennonite Lehman family in the heart of Amish country. They saw a need to keep sourcing quality non-electric supplies for the Amish in a world gone electric and throw-away. They carry a lot of Amish crafted goods and hard-to-find great products from yesteryear. I love them. They also carry genuine Dietz lanterns which are very good quality and dependable (and reasonably priced). Nothing like them when the lights go out. Click on that link!

Buck said...

Uh-oh ... sounds like hard-earned experience talking there, Buck. Are you on pressured city water?

On the first: yes. At least twice-over. One would think certain lessons wouldn't need repeating, no? But, noooo... Last winter I think I went four or five days before the water line un-froze. Quite the comedy, 'cept it wasn't funny. You don't realize how much water you use on a daily basis until you're hauling it in one-gallon jugs.

On the second: yes, again. Thank God.

Here's hoping you remain "unfrozen" for the duration, Lin.

Craver Vii said...

Wait. New Mexico, right? Did I miss something?

Lin said...

Buck, don't feel bad about freeze-ups happening more than once. Slim recently confessed that his house water pipes froze up again, just like they have for the three previous years even though he said it takes only very minor annual rituals to prevent it.

Maybe Jenny could find you a source of hay bails to stack around the base of CMdP for the winter.

Lin said...

Craver, isn't that amazing? Even though we border on old Mexico, it's the elevation that does it. There are LOTS of places here which are higher than Denver!

BRUNO said...

Now you need to "spring" for one of those Aladdin lamps, with the mantle!

Lehmans does good, honest business, indeed! You don't have to be too far "off the grid" to enjoy their products, either! If it's "down-home basics" stuff you need, they've got it! I get a regular catalog from them myself, and, yes, they have a really good organized web-site, indeed. And as YOU found out, they're more than willing to "work with you"....!

Lin said...

Bruno, Mark and I were just talking about getting one of those Aladdin jobbies this morning. The moment ended when I couldn't find my wholesale catalogs but I will keep an eye out for them when we start unloading more stuff from the moving trailer (which will be after we get the new buildings to put the 'stuff' in). If we're just going to sit around and read, we won't need the generator if we have decent reading light.

See, everyone? The Lehman folks are really worth patronizing. And they have lots of old fashioned goods that you might remember from your childhood; candy, games, you-name-it. I just love supporting good people!

phlegmfatale said...

Yeah, the Mennonites are really cool. When I was a kid in NE Arkansas, we'd drive miles and miles into the back country and buy sourghum and molasses from them. Odd, those kids my own age in the austere get-ups peering at me curiously in my technicolor city-gear, as I looked at them like an exhibit from a heritage village-type-outfit. Curious, and interesting. Anyway, good on you for getting those fabulous lamps, and what a generally decent bunch of folk to do business with.

Lin said...

Phleggmy, given your flare for flamboyant chic, I can only imagine those kids' incredulous awe. And vice versa.

Yep, given the background of these builders, I am very comfortable
with the new building arrangements.

DBA Dude said...

Cool looking lantern - and hopefully it will not only keep the water flowing but it should prevent any more "toilet accidents" from occurring. :)

Towanda said...

Hi Lin! I'm sorry haven't been around much lately....we're in the usual ridiculous Christmas rush here. This is our last Christmas in Kansas, and accompanied by a little bit of sentimental feeling.
Just wanted you to know I am reading and enjoying your blog entries, and I will be back more in a week or so.

Nifty lantern.

Lin said...

dba, I love the look of these lamps as well - they are so appropriate for our situation.
But they won't solve the frantic night runs to the potty. You have to fumble for a lighter in the dark, find the lantern without knocking it over, flip up the fragile chimney assembly and turn up the wick to light it. The 'frantic' part of the mission would have been lost by then. But they are wonderful for nights of occasional ennui when you just want to sit there with the cats until sleep beckons again.

Lin said...

Towanda, not to worry at all. I figured that your last Christmas in KS would be a busy and important one. You were right there when I needed a morale boost and I don't forget these things. You went on my Santa's nice list so you have brownie points out the wazoo and can coast very comfortably. Make this Christmas a wonderful one for everyone to remember!

Anonymous said...

Those Aladdin lamps are more efficient than the 'wick' only lamps. The seem also to burn cleaner and maybe put out more heat. Better to read by.

Get ready for more snow. Our wx folks last nite said tomorrow will bring it in, from the west. You'll probably get it just prior to us here in the mountains. Today, I'm servicing the snow blower. Keep warm. Later, Red

Lin said...

Red, we're definitely going to get a couple of Aladdins as soon as I can find my catalogs. But I refuse to pay retail when I have other options.

We heard about this next storm and so Mark is doing a town run right now. The clouds are getting that snow look already so I hope he's almost done and headed back into the canyon.

phlegmfatale said...

lin - probably some of them decided never to break away, based on the sight of the wicked city-child!

Lin said...

Phlegmmy, your poster is probably now hanging beside the blackboard with the words "Dis what you get if you move to der city". And some little guy in the front row is thinking "Vell ... cool!"

Catmoves said...

Snow is on the way. The weather people have agreed to dump enough on you to make the desert fertile again. Just think, by some time in August you will probably be able to plant a garden.
Be careful not to walk in this special water.

Lin said...

Oh Cat, there is something most appealing in that thought (a fertile desert) to almost make it worth living on pine nuts and juniper berries until the roads dry out. Can you imagine?
Hey, congrats on finally getting a comment avatar, too!