Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Chaos, Rains Supreme - Part 3


Remember, this is a journal entry. You have to read the first two entries to make any sense of today's continuation. I suggest you also read this archived story The Deadly Nature of the Creek Rising to appreciate the implications before reading this new installment. Today's photo is another view of that earlier incident.
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So .... Saturday morning, we both get up at dawn to make our exploratory trip down to the crossing. Mark heads out in the big Ram and I follow in my Dakota. The Virgil Catcher wash was pleasantly passable for a change but the Roller Coaster (a series of five or six small rolling hills in succession) now had a deep keyway etched into the bottom of each conjunction. I like to drop into these at a diagonal to keep from banging the Dakota's plastic chin head on but I still cringe in the process. The rest of the road had definitely seen more erosive abuse from the last few downpours and the run-off crevices were showing off the thirty foot drop to the creek even more boldly now as we squeaked by, tight up against the solid rock wall beside us. Over my right shoulder, I could already see far more running water in the creek than I would be comfortable crossing. We were both able to skirt around a two foot tall boulder which had washed down from the canyon wall before we headed into the traditionally boggy patches before the long sandy run down to the creek.

Remembering that the road was never wide enough to turn around down by the creek and wanting to avoid the neck and spine pain of driving in reverse as much as possible, I decided to park at the top of the sand run. That would leave only about a quarter of a mile to navigate the twisties in reverse. Mark obviously didn't mind backing up the extra eighth of a mile since he had already dropped down and disappeared around the corner. As I got out of the truck, I heard the rush of the creek. Then I heard a roar of a big Diesel ... once ... then one more time ... and then silence. Nooooo, he didn't. No, please say he didn't.

My rubber boots beat their way through the deep and damp sand. I rounded the corner and then my knees screamed at the over-the-lock agony as I scrubbed off inertia in a sudden broken gait of despair. I dropped to my knees and let my open palms slam into the grit, too discouraged to even make fists as I looked across the creek. I lowered my head to join my hands as my heart pounded furiously and unevenly. For only a moment, I wanted to scoop out the sand and bury my head completely as though it would banish not just this but all the previous disasters of the past week.

The remembrance of an old off color joke suddenly had me realize that having my buttocks sticking out of the ground unguarded was not a solution. I am not sure if being able to remember thousands of punch lines is generally a blessing but it did help spur me into constructive action now.

I stood up and surveyed the scene with resignation. There was the Ram, sitting at a diagonal to the far shore. The left front wheel had made it up onto solid ground and the poor beast looked like a ship wreck victim with one hand desperately latched on to a life boat. The right front wheel was mired in the mud half way up the bank and the rear wheels were immersed in the raging liquid sand and the muddy waters were coursing over the rear bumper. How long before the undermining waters dragged even the solidly placed wheel off the bank and consumed the truck? How long did we have to plan and execute a rescue?

To be continued in a day or two


20 comments:

Alex L said...

sounds like a real adventure, been bogged a few times myself, but never with the risk of losing the entire car.

*Goddess* said...

Let me see if I have this right, you CHOSE to live this way, right? You weren't forced at gunpoint or anything? LOL. Because I'm thinking why????

I honestly don't think I could handle it. I'd like the peace and quiet, but only if it was convenient for me, ya know? The minute I needed something and it wasn't right within driving distance, I'd lose it.

Lin said...

PopeT, it really is that fiscal worry of losing the whole vehicle which takes the fun out of this kind of mud boggin' for me. I figure you'd get away with one complete total loss / write-off before you got black-listed with every insurance company in the country or couldn't afford the premiums.

Lin said...

Goddess, I bet it would sound better if we could say "... and strange Uncle Elbert's will said that we have to live there full time for five years before we inherited the title to the ranch". No such luck ... we're just plain nuts, I guess.
You're right - it is a bear to have to wait 2 or 3 weeks when you run out of something. Then again, if this place were convenient at all, we'd have subdivisions springing up all around us. So far, we've opted for the peace and quiet.

Anonymous said...

Lin, I hate to break it to you but you're not getting much peace and quiet lately. You are a resilient little homesteader.

Lin said...

Ya know, Babzy, that thought had been crossing my mind on occasion lately, too. Then I stopped and thought about how little I enjoyed dealing with a generally disappointing humanity and I got all sorts of thrilled again over our isolation. At least I can logically forgive nature's unthinking, uncaring actions.

BRUNO said...

Hey, if you're HAPPY, and content there, that's what counts! Admittedly, I DO prefer to be no more than a half-hours' drive from so-called "civilization"---just call me a spoiled-wussy! I've gotten SOFT in my old-age....!

Lin said...

Bruno, you better not be getting all fat and sassy spoiled in your old age - I am counting on you buying the place next door if it ever comes up for sale!

alphonsedamoose said...

I know that joke. Lin i know you too and you wouldn't be happy if you didn't have all these little mishaps. I'm thinking of you and am glad to call you friend.

Lin said...

Moose, you remember that joke, too? After the week we already had, I wasn't taking any chances on fate at that point.

Lin said...

Moose ... and thanks - it sure is nice to have old friend's looking over ya.

*Goddess* said...

Ok, I thought maybe it was some sort of punishment...LOL. I'm joking. In this day and age, I'm sure there's a price to pay for total peace and quiet. My husband often talks about buying 20 acres--although now it's up to 30 acres--so we won't have any neighbors. He's friendly that way;)

Lin said...

Goddess, I've gotta wonder about that punishment thing myself ... just have to figure out what I did and who is the one metering out the torments.

You'd better go along with hubby ASAP. The longer you wait, the more zeros they add to the end of the 'necessary acreage' number - DAMHIK.

david mcmahon said...

Great post title - and what a developing story. I always hang on to every word you write ....

Lin said...

Thank you so, David - knowing that there are folks out there beyond the canyons who take an interest in our misadventures makes my writing so much more therapeutic, almost sanity saving in fact, almost.

phlegmfatale said...

eep!

FHB said...

Love the story, but amazed that you manage to make it in the end. You have a well of strength that most never tap, my lady.

Lin said...

"eep!"

Phlegmmy, eep? Did you just stick it in reverse by mistake? grin

Lin said...

FHB, I sure hope you're right - I have a funny feeling I will be needing lots more strength down the road here before I am done.

Anonymous said...

Hey Lin....the name of the cactus you queried...choya (spelling is phonetic) Be careful around it it is said that you get to close and the needles JUMP at you. The skeletons of said cactus is really cool.

mercedeslady