Privy Counsel - Strangers in the Night

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Retrospect: September 2006

How did that Sinatra tune go?

Strangers in the night,

Two lonely peepers

Staring at the sight ...

...... ... or something like that

Okay, so I left off the potty tales with noises in the bushes around the outdoor throne, followed by the recent story about strange noises in the barn . These events were within a couple of days of each other and both occurred after darkness had settled in. I'm thinking that commenter JennyE came the closest to guessing the identity of the unseen culprit(s) but we may never know for sure one way or the other, quite thankfully.

A day or so after those events occurred, I headed out for a walk and stopped by the little forever puddle about 30 feet east of the moving trailer. I noticed an unusual splat of dark in the grass and took a closer look.



Hmmm ... juniper berries and all sorts of half-digested things that gave some wild diner a real good run for their efforts. I immediately thought of raccoons but this offering had a little more serious volume to it.

I took a careful hop over some open water and came around through the sage to the mesa side of the bog. What's this? Look at that heel! That was certainly no coyote passing through nor was that scat anything passing through a coyote! Fortunately, this was long before Brou and Daisy had come to live with us.



Before the next rain could obliterate the tracks, I brought some plaster of Paris over from the Rat and made castings of the prints. I decided that if I ever get around to casting my own stepping stones someday, I wanted to include those prints in some of them.

Virgil and Earl both stopped by that week and confirmed my thoughts - that we had been visited by a bear. Earl was very concerned that it had made itself at home so close to the Rat. He suspected that it might have been a nuisance bear which had been relocated from a populated area. Fortunately, that was the last time we saw or heard anything of the like again. T-o-u-c-h wood.

If nothing else, it made for great conversation when Slim arrived back that winter with his cattle. And as usual, Slim was up to sharing a good story of his own. Now you gotta know Slim to really appreciate the telling of it. He's got that charming boyish intensity that takes you right along with him. He leaned forward, elbows on knees and looked at each of us intently eye-to-eye as he began:

"Yeah, I had me a run-in with a bear once. Had cattle up in the mountains, noticed something not right and promised myself to check it out first thing in the morning. Well ... I had too much of a good time that night and woke up a little ... you know ... under the weather? So anyway ... I haul my draggin' butt into the pick-up and head back up there. I get out at the gate just about the time a big ol' bear wanders out from the trees, couldn't a been 30 feet away! Well, I'll tell ya, I never lost a hangover so fast in my life as when I realized that I had only one bullet in my pistol and a pocketknife and that was it." We fell into uncontrollable hysterics when he did a quick wide-eyed double take as he concluded "Just then the bear took a couple of steps in my direction and, I ain't kidding ya, I sh-t mehself!!!"

Now here's the strange part; it wasn't until trying to write this down tonight that I realized that we never did hear the end of that story! Last thing I remember about it was me sliding down the wingback unto the floor, holding my aching sides and wiping the tears out of my eyes when suddenly I smelled the lasagna and garlic bread in the oven and realized that supper was probably ready a long half hour before. At my mention of food being well beyond ready, they stampeded past me to the table and the story got trampled along with me in the rush. Remind me to have him finish that story when he shows up for the winter again.

Next story? It'll be back to current events (as in - "there's never a dull moment around here"). This little photo snip below is a hint for Bruno of what's coming up. We're talking SERIOUS guy fun plus ... sigh ... the usual "Whuh, Geez, who woulda thought THAT would happen?"


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The Luddite Ventures Out

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Forgive me for sharing a techno experiment with you here. I have been fascinated with this movie feature ever since Blogger introduced the capability a couple of weeks ago. Mark and I got a laugh out of this one tonight (I think it came from pal John E. in Phoenix). Don't try it if you can't handle a 2 meg download, okay? Here goes:







I will continue our regular journal by very late Friday night. BIG day tomorrow since I am going to make my semi-annual trip into town. Hopefully the doctor will have something encouraging for me to report. Wish me luck, okay?

The temperatures dropped down to 28F during the last couple of nights. We're into Fall, no doubt about it now. Time to get the last of our winterizing projects done!
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Let There Be Light (some at least)

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No, your monitor is working just fine. The first image is what living off-the-grid away from light pollution on a moonless night with no generator looks like. It IS that black, that deeply black and consuming! I kid you not; it is like a black velvet painting without any trace of Elvis to illuminate it. I found this out one night when we got home a little later than expected. I forget the circumstances but we had probably been socializing with the cowboys a few places up the road from here. As much as it only happens maybe once or twice a year, it is still a fine ol' time to be had. I wouldn't say that I had earned any designated driver status by merit that night as much as an ability to hit the driver side door the quickest. Not to worry, that little aside has nothing to do with the story here.

We came home and realized that we needed to fire up the generator before Mark could even find his way around inside the Rat. I parked in front of the barn at such an angle so that he could find the generator. It wasn't long before light sprang up from within the Rat and I could see Mark through the windows. He quickly put up our window shades and the Rat sunk back into darkness from the outside world. I backed up and headed the Dakota into my usual spot in the barn. In one smooth motion, I killed my headlights, turned the beast off and hopped out, locking the door behind me. And found myself immersed in the most intense and drowning darkness I have ever experienced. Other than the keys still in my hand, I had just relinquished any vague connection to the lit world - and I could not even see those keys now, let alone the truck. I put out my left hand and was relieved to find the familiar bed of the truck at least within reach. I knew that if I followed the line of the bed far enough back that I had a chance of making it through the barn door without running into a wall or a pile of potentially lethal junk.

It was about that time, with me being about five foot into groping along the bed, that I heard something. Something loud, something moving, something BIG by the sound of it. In the following seconds, it appeared to me to be something immense and bipedal, all according to the steady beat along the row of old well pipes that we had salvaged and laid out in one area of the barn. Clang, clang, clang, clang, resounding like a church bell death toll - heavily, steadily and quickly it continued towards me. I felt the invisible keys in my hands. I gauged the chances of returning to the truck door and finding the keyhole in just the right way to insert the key and find myself within the locked safety of the cab. My heart started to pound a little when I realized that I wouldn't likely have the time to execute that option - the creature was getting closer by the nanosecond. Clang, clang, clang, clang, ever closer. What to do, what to do next?!

I guess such situations are where major personality traits come into play. With what I thought was little to lose at this point, I stopped, turned on my heels and addressed the advancing unknown. "Knock it off! Get lost or I will kick your butt on the way out! Make my day, bud - I will enjoy it." And despite the still advancing noise, I turned around again and headed back towards where I presumed the door lay. Somehow I managed to clear that door with my dignity intact and found myself out in the larger engulfing darkness but the hairs on the back of my neck told me that I still might be grabbed from behind at any moment by the unseen predator. Sometimes you just have to understand that you may only have two options; that you are either totally screwed or you're not and so I kept walking vaguely in the last known direction of the Rat and hoping for that latter option. After much pawing ahead of myself in the dark and stumbling, the door of the Rat and its light within greeted me. A small eternity passed by in the process.

Didn't seem worth alarming Mark at that point however; some things just don't seem worth the stress of a re-telling at the time.

The second photo? Well, that is my collection of skulls and antlers tacked along the back inside wall of the barn. Do they sometimes come alive at night and stalk hapless victims? Nah ... probably not.
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A Tiny Visitor

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Well, I wanted to do a rant about our sagging 'good neighbor' relation with the oil field but Mark grabbed me by the collar and held my 90 MPH paddling arms and legs in place once again. I may do it yet but now that I am wound up, I need to write about something - writing is definitely my vent therapy when I run into closed doors, cold solid walls and buttocks people.

As always, I found my solace in nature's blunt and honest agendas. So ... the photos show yesterday's tiny visitor. I happened to notice Brou in hunting mode by the back wall of the barn and went to investigate and to intervene if necessary. I am glad I did. Brou was about to administer the now infamous 'flying coyote pounce' to this little guy. These tiny lizards are so delicate that it doesn't take but one pounce to mortally wound them.

I was able to grab the little guy and exit without Brou seeing this happen so he was content to keep pawing and snorting around where he last saw the lizard. I walked back to the Rat to find the camera. What I soon found out was that it was nearly impossible to set-up the camera and take a photo with only one hand. The other hand had a gentle hold on my rescued friend and I had to be careful to not lose focus on him lest I hold him too tightly. I just had to show you the nearly iridescent blue, white and black markings on his belly. Mark also regrets that the photo does not do justice to the brilliance of these colorings that I showed him as he tended the burn barrel. These striking colors were obviously not meant to impress and attract the attention of predators from above since he was a uniform drab mottled gray on the sky side. He also had the finest little pin-point claws which could propel him directly up or across the weathered barn siding without pause.

We sat on the porch for some time and visited before I walked him back over towards the barn. Rather than put him back into the Brou zone again, I placed him on my shoulder and walked over to a boulder taller than myself and which sits 15 feet from the back of the barn. I leaned back against the boulder and about five minutes later he finally chose to scale up the boulder and roost in a sunny niche above my head. He was simply a beautiful, gentle creature and I was ever so glad to be able to rescue him. I could get in a little snark about some humanity here but I will refrain for now.
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News from the Front

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Maybe this won't be such a long siege after all - I hope, I hope, I hope. I always knew that Mark was sharp but when he lights a fire under himself (or someone else does), he kicks butt in ways that leave me astounded. The last twenty-four hours has seen him burn through three fully charged cell phone batteries and connect with more savvy people than we knew were even out there. Knowledge is our best ammo, plain and simple. Sooooo, I may be back to regular journaling in a couple of weeks. Sooner would be better but I don't want to over-stress myself with intense multi-tasking. I miss you guys already. Not to worry, I have upped the ante on those little aspirin jobbies and am carefully pacing myself more than normal.

If PopeT is right (comment on last entry) about the ancient Greek belief that an eagle sighting is a good omen, than we are on a good omen roll. Today I heard my raptors and ran outside. I may be mistaken but it would appear that a combination of four hawks and eagles were occupying the same big tree behind the barn. I didn't think that was even normal or possible. Perhaps a message that opposing forces can intermingle without conflict? I hope so.

One of the hawks came over to visit and circled above my head despite Daisy's ruckus. Again, my results with mid-range digital shots are still marginal but the image shows two photos of my hawk overhead and one of two raptors landing in the big pine.

Thanks for the many well-wishes on this latest endeavor - it seems to be helping! I will be back as soon as I can manage. I am looking forward to finishing the potty tales.
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The Necessary Hiatus

I have decided to title today's photo simply "Vigilance". It's of two good-natured shepherds keeping watch over their home turf.

My eagle and my hawk visitors from yesterday and today were perhaps trying to tell me something. The nearly white eagle had winged across the sage towards me after his drop into the creek. I was chilled by the beauty of his unusual, nearly transparent plumage in the sun as he soared low and lightly overhead and took up a roost in a dead tree at the top of the mesa directly behind the Rat. I called out to him in my best Eaglelese and he watched me intently, uttering the occasional response. The voice of the raptor is one which strikes a chord deep within my soul and echoes back out through my every bone and atom of flesh.

The hawk came by today. I had been looking out a large window of the Rat, enthralled by the aerobatics of a thrush as it tight-looped up and around to catch a grasshopper mid-air and I told Mark to watch. What nearly filled the window almost immediately was a hawk which swerved upwards from the ground at the last moment and landed on the roof overhead. We could see his outline interrupting the roof line as the Rat's shadow played across the ground. I ran out the opposite side of the Rat and the hawk began to repeatedly circle above my head. It was those damnably exuberant Aussie shepherds who caught sight of him and set up a raucous, stampeding melee to end that moment. The hawk swerved wide and took up vigil in a tree on the edge of the first bench up the mesa. I had the field glasses with me and we both stayed put, intently watching each other for half an hour until those dogs distracted me once more with their energetic foolishness. When I looked back, the hawk had departed as quietly and mysteriously as the eagle on the day before. I find something immensely strengthening and energizing in these rare visits which could not be duplicated by another mere human like myself. It's as though they wished to share their untamed, natural strength with me, to refresh me, to remind me that I am still a warrior at heart. Perhaps they were warning and girding me for a conflict ahead.

The complete unaccountability of the potentially fatal hit and run aside, it was today that Mark had been dealt a last straw to shake his ever gentle 'turn-the-other-cheek', 'do unto others' demeanor. We have both run out of fresh cheeks to offer. Mind you, we had been warned repeatedly by everyone who has dealt with the ways of the two ton energy gorillas out here that we were far too kindly for our own good.

This must simply change now, not just for our own good but for the good of many to follow. We have seen our generosity repeatedly abused and find it shamelessly rude. Enough is simply enough after saving and doing without for so many years to realize this dream of ours to find that corporations and collaborating government departments could largely care less about even what few rights a land-owner might have. No, I am not talking about any armed insurrection here ... we just don't conduct ourselves in such a manner (although some already have resorted to this in utter frustration). But we will avail ourselves to any legal recourse available and do what is necessary to reign in the abuses and treading upon rights that we are experiencing.

I am finally wise enough to understand my limitations in battle: those taunting chest pains and the pleasant long distractions of things like blogging. And so I wish to take leave of your very kindly company to concentrate my remaining energies and resources on this particular battle. I still have so many very interesting tales to share with you but this new matter does seem to be a priority, for my own peace of mind and sense of honor, if nothing else. Please don't forget us in the interim and please do check back in November in case we have some good news to share. And in the meantime, don't let any of this dissuade you from your own dreams. You will never regret trying and, like so many things in this interesting life, sometimes you regrettably have to take a stand to defend it. I am not so old that I have completely forgotten how to pull on a set of war gauntlets and flip down the visor before a charge. The spirit is still willing and that is good and maybe all I could hope for.

Privy Counsel: On Restoration of the Throne

REALITY WARNING: More serious potty talk to follow

The previous installment left off with Mark in a state of misery and it was time to do something about it.

I'm not sure where this particular inspiration came from; perhaps something as simple as noticing the forlorn bathroom fixtures among the old cast iron stoves and sundries in the barn. We had since removed the two original bathrooms and replaced their horrendously rotted floors so the old fixtures were consigned to the junk stash. Even though we were pretty much decided on not going through the expense of installing a septic system, the porcelain pots seemed too good to just throw away. And now they were saying something encouraging to me.

"Mark, I know this might sound like a strange idea but how about if we drag out one of the thrones and set it up at the rear of the Rat, maybe line the bowl with several sheets of newspaper and ... " He cut me off as he caught the idea with both hands and ran with it. It was as close as I had seen him to exuberant in months (not that exuberance was ever his strong suit, mind you). I will never forget his almost Monty Python response either, accompanied by eyes wide in a madman's unseen joy; "Oh! Oh! My buttocks are already puckering in anticipation!!" I knew we had a winner here.

It wasn't half an hour later that the throne had been cleaned and set up for business. It wasn't five minutes later that he had installed himself as King Mark, first reigning monarch of the Alfresco Privy of the Rat. And there was much joy in the land among the serfs as the new ruler lost much of his stopped up testiness.

Now I'm not saying that this (photo one) would be considered much of an improvement to the average suburbanite but all things are truly relative. I sent that photo to friend Jim in upstate New York and his response was "Hey ... LOVE what you've done with the place!" Granted but sitting on an icy toilet seat is still hands above squatting and teetering above a hole in the ground. We even set up the bowl with newspapers for the next sitter (Cat, take note of that!) so that someone could take the 20 yard green apple two-step dash and not miss the target. The gift-wrapped poop de jour was then ceremoniously deposited in the burn barrel. Uptown, totally uptown!

As you can see from photo 2, privacy did remain an issue to some degree. Those are Slim's cows come to visit and mooch hay off the back of the moving trailer, hay which I thought had been placed out of their reach. And cows are nosey, curious critters so they were inclined to keep close company with you if the outing was timed poorly. Mark tried to sneak a photo of yours truly 'sitting' among the herd but the camera would not set itself up (funny how those things happen). And planes still flew overhead and trucks still rumbled by at the most inopportune times.

The biggest drawback was still use after dark. Much of the pensive joy that comes with sitting quietly alone had returned to us now but occasionally the reverie would be doused by sudden crashings and thrashings from the trees and sage at the mesa's base. There really is something about being caught with your pants down that makes you feel especially vulnerable. Often times, the noises would fade away but I remember one night when the noise was particularly loud ... and close! I switched on the flashlight and scanned the bushes. The noise stopped as not one but two pairs of large yellow eyes flared back at me. As Slim would attest in a slightly more colorful way, this sort of situation can make for a fine natural laxative. Whatever the glowing eyeballs were attached to and I indulged in a Mexican stand-off for several more minutes and then I switched off the flashlight. WHADDA-MY, NUTS? - but I prefer it over no action at all and had already calculated that I 'might' be able to make it back to the Rat's front door and break some Guinness record for the fastest one-man, one-legged hopping race ever in the process. Either that or qualify for a Darwin Award. Hey, any legacy is better than nothing.

But fate was unusually kind that night and the mystery critters eventually wandered off. Oh sure, you can sit in your cozy arm chair now and probably connect some dots but not so fast ....

To be continued

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Humor of the Day (from Rick the Welder)

A farmer got in his pick-up, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 10 years old came to the door.

"Is your dad home?" the farmer asked.

"No, sir, he ain't." the boy replied "He went into town."

"Well, is your ma home?" said the farmer.

"No, sir, she ain't here neither ... she went into town with Pa."

"How about your brother, Howard, is he here?"

"He went with Ma and Pa."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself a little.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely "I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one. Or, maybe I could take a message for Pa?"

"Well" said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your dad ... it's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Pearly Mae pregnant."

The boy considered that for a moment and then said "Hmmm, best you talk to Pa about that ..." and then offered "But, if it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the boar ... but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."

Privy Counsel: On Devo Dumping

REALITY WARNING: serious potty talk to follow


As I noted back in the early accounts of our arrival here, there are some very basic human needs which we tend to take for granted. Having a place 'to go' is definitely one of them. While it is easy enough to rough it in that regard for a week or two on a camping trip, it can become a source of complete dread and misery as the months slip by and the claws of winter winds rasp across your backside. The second photo shows our very first privy facilities.

When we bought the ranch, there was no existing shelter other than the barn. The only visible vestige of a former dwelling was the orange/brown skin of another old rat trailer which had burned up and then been dragged across the road and left to rot like a rusty tin can in a farmer's dump (photo 1). This meant that we would have to go 'native critter' as far as nature calls. We started to envy the kitty boys in a hurry with their warm and clean indoor litter box.

We had barely arrived before the frosts hardened the ground and the task of excavating holes with the broken hoe became harder and then almost impossible. Somewhere in there came the dark of night desperation visits, possibly aggravated by living out of a cooler full of melted ice water and maybe a little situation anxiety. It wasn't a pleasant time for either of us. Luckily, I had yet to blow out my knee but the knee strain was beginning to take its toll on both of us within a month's time. Darkness accented the misery as you scratched around with the hoe by the feeble, skewed beam of a flashlight resting in the sage stubble. The chico brush would spike your buttocks viciously if you had misjudged your digging or foot placement in haste. I suppose it took our minds off what creatures were lurking out there in the dead of night with us and I care not that the cows eat chico with reasonable benefit; I would eradicate that miserable plant if I had my way. Spike my butt even once and I WILL remember, forever.

For me, the biggest vexation was to settle down to business and find that, nearly without fail, a small-engine plane would appear from behind the mesa and laboriously grind its way over my head (and associated exposed parts) at embarrassingly low altitudes. If I hadn't known better, I would have sworn that someone had been selling tickets to these events.

Perhaps by being born a setter instead of a pointer, I had fared better than Mark in this long run of misery. He soon found it beyond any sane acceptability to compress his 6.5 foot frame into a low squat and maintain that pose on quaking knees for as long as necessary. It wasn't long before he had developed a case of ... uhm ... serious retention. That's certainly not good over the long haul. It got to the point where he would literally save his efforts for the next town run and a chance to use a sit down/take a load off, real porcelain throne. I began to quietly worry about his new state of affairs in this respect. Something had to be done, anything would be an improvement.

To be continued

Movie Trailer Milestone

First photo: The infamous moving trailer, 45' of past life memories. But we made new progress this week after a year's hiatus. What had stopped us from probing further was a harmless looking butcher block table. Back when, BamBam the pricey professional mover and his crew had managed to break not just one of its legs out but one entire corner off the block itself. Since it would no longer stand up on its own, they inverted it and placed it on top of a very long Eastlake dresser. Why that dresser didn't develop a swayback touching the floor defies physics. When we tried to move it last Spring, all that gave was my knee. I heard a sickening "s-h-r-i-c-c-c!!!" followed by seeing a nice field of yellow stars on gray which always tells me that something is going to hurt for a l-o-n-g, l-o-n-g time. I moaned and gimped around in a drugstore brace through that following winter. And that behemoth block table stayed right where it was, blocking any further unloading of our belongings entrapped beyond.

But enough was enough and it was time to start unloading furniture and boxes again. The lift gate batteries had died in the interim so Mark fired up the skid steer and ever-so-slowly lifted the tail gate into a lockable position level with the trailer floor. Then he dragged over a set of stairs which had been offering ascension to nowhere in particular back in the sage.

It had been a while since I had been inside the trailer. Previous visits only reminded me that so much of our past life was held hostage by that table and I would retreat into a bottomless funk. Today would be different - we now had a powerful ally in Mr. John Deere. I was able to tighten up the through bolts in the block enough to keep it together for the move, cinched the brace around my knee and we attacked. The monster fought back as viciously as it had the year before and we fell back. Before long, we had devised a ramp of book boxes to slide the block down into a waiting two wheeled dolly and Mark carefully trundled it out to the deck. Now came the real beauty of the plan; Mark relocated one of the fork lift arms (photo 2) until both would fit between the legs of the butcher block. Why relocate only one fork? Because it is a BEAR to reposition any of them on a good day! Everything worked as planned for a change and soon the block was gently placed down on the front porch.

I only wish the skid steer could have put the butcher block right into its place in the kitchen. It would be a while before we came up with some arrangement which wouldn't destroy what was left of my back or knee. I finally settled on wrapping old tie-down straps around the block and my upper arms and we gave it a try. Ohmigawd! I have never been on such a long walk in such a short space in my life! The straps burned furrows into my arms and I felt as though my heels were embedding themselves in the floor under the dead weight (strike up the Volga Boatman dirge here). There was a lot of "Oh ---!, put it down, put it down, put it down!!!", desperate panting, and a lot of "Okay, let's try it again." That eternal trudge was only up two short steps and about 25 feet across the Rat but it had felt like a forced march through Death Valley and back. Remind me to NEVER, EVER buy something that heavy again, okay? Ahhh ... but it sure looked great (photo 3), imposing itself back into our domestic life as it had so seemingly long ago. We will also sleep more confidently through the winter gales knowing that the butcher block is now pinning the Rat tenaciously to this planet Earth.

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More Important Rules of Life (from sis Ann)
I have tested each one of these personally (except that alibi thing - I don't believe in CYA lies) and found them all completely valid.

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Wilson 's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

At The Top of Our World

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A continuation of "Dozing Off" - August 29th

Once the climb up the canyon road is finished, you find yourself in a very different world, one hard to imagine from a Rat dweller's visual perspective. The centers of the mesa tops here are flat grasslands, not much different than you would find in eastern Colorado or Kansas. This is the heart of the region's ranching business, the place where cattle put on weight throughout our winters. It's only when you venture to the edges, past the trim of twisted sandstone outcroppings and pines that you once again realize that this is a land of extreme moods and faces.

We drove through the bottom of our ranch and up the long straight roads through the grasses and sage until we began the light descent to Slim's place. We stopped by 'the lake' on Slim's ranch to take photos. There really was a lake there this Spring although an old timer said that this was the first time it had been so full in forty years. As summer moves in, the skirts of the lake retreat until there is only a newer excavated pond left to hold water. The now dry area of the lake in the distance had become a riotous theater of gold manned by sunflowers (see photo 1) since our last visit. Those seedy-headed flowers provide a dove-hunter's paradise there. And the deer and the antelope do literally roam up here on the range, just like that old song line.

We pulled into the entrance to Slim's place and stopped at his gate. Locked and secure - good! Mark unlocked the gate and we slowly trolled along the fence tightly paralleling the road. No wild dozer breaks in the fence that we could see - excellent! As he turned the corner, it became apparent that the road up to the camp had been gouged out by rains as the Dodge fell into a rut-now-ditch when the ground broke away under the wheel. I thought this might be where we were going to stay until someone passed by on Monday but the Dodge was able to able to drag itself out backwards on the second try. Since the navigable section ahead became even less inviting, I volunteered to walk the remaining eighth mile up and look around. Although I find them fairly comfortable, Mark will not venture far in the rubber boots we wear so often in this rainy season and was quite content to sit in the truck's A.C. and wait. As I picked my way up around the sharp run-off cuts, I became even more optimistic - there where no other tracks preceding me other than rabbits and coyotes and maybe the odd bird pecking around. The orderly cabin and bunkhouse confirmed that all was right and unspoiled. I wandered back down the hill, stopping long enough to pick up some chalky deer antlers which had been strewn around Slim's deck. Since I had promised to make him an antler chandelier, these would come in handy and look just fine by the time I had done some rejuvenation work on them. Mark laughed and shook his head when he caught sight of his ever-scrounging junk collector returning with serious new 'STUFF!' but he was pleased to now be able to call Slim with an 'all clear' report. And Slim was greatly relieved and genuinely appreciative of the help. It's a joy to help out neighbors when they are as wonderful as Slim.

Our main mission done, we stopped to inspect the two new 'dirt tanks' which had been constructed this Spring (probably by that same bulldozer which has just been abused!). Dirt tanks are cattle watering holes which have been excavated in areas where rain and snow run-off tend to run down through but you never know if a new tank will hold water until the big rains come. Yes, both did! Thank you, thank you! The more watering holes for cattle, the less weight they walk off commuting for a drink. If the cows are fat and sassy, then our tenant grazer is happy and life is good for everyone.

That bit o' bidness done, we headed over to the east side which is one of my favorite stops. I love the view down into the canyon there (photo 2). You can see the game trail following the wash and occasionally catch a glimpse of the elk and mulies. Our land pretty much stops at the foot of those mesas in the background on the right and left sides. Likewise for photo 3 which shows the same canyon about a mile to the south of where photo 2 was taken. We were headed back home and stopped at the top of the big hill when I took that last photo. That steep hill becomes lethal in the rain but was pleasantly benign that day. It was a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon - wish you all could have come along for that ride, too!

My beloved proofreader has already crashed for the night so please forgive any glitches in this post.

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Today's photo: A generally terrible photo of two of my hummingbirds (I still haven't worked out mid-range focus on this digi camera) but I was taken by the clarity of the dawn captured upside down within the feeder globe.

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Before I finish up with our trip 'up top', I want to thank a few blog friends who have been incredibly kind to our Creek Journal on their own blogs.

Mushy, over at Mushy's Moochings just passed on an award to us. Better still, Mushy and Fat Hairy commented that they would forgive me if I weaseled out of the duties associated with it; namely passing it on to two other bloggers. Thing of it is, I couldn't possibly pick only two out of my regular blog reads. There are those which appear on my blog roll plus a few more which aren't (mostly because I never have the nerve to suggest trading links) and I love them all. And Mum always said that if I had two pieces of candy to share among more than two friends, someone was going to feel very hurt. I've been that odd man out plenty of times growing up so I know she was right.

I also want to thank David McMahon over at authorblog who has included us in his weekly blog list. He has been such an encouraging force and I don't know how he juggles his already full non-blog life with keeping track of so many excellent blogs.

Then there is Buck over at Exile in Portales who not only replied to my introductory comment but went back into our archives and read the journal from the very beginning and then posted a smashing review of it.

Thanks, guys, VERY much.

Uh-oh ... it's getting a little late now but we just had a great impromptu visit from two of the nicest folks (a dad and son team originally from Kentucky) who were very, very lost. They were touring the area, following the pueblito history, when they ran out of daylight. We were the first signs of human habitation that they had seen in probably half a day. We tried our best to give them instructions back to civilization but we know too well what it is like to travel these roads at night. We're kicking ourselves now that we didn't give them our cell phone number and we keep listening for that same SUV to come back up our road. If all else fails, at least they know they have a couch or cot space here with us IF they can find their way back to the Rat. Still, you worry - it's starting to get chilly out here at night again. Come to think of it, we are coming up on the anniversary of bringing home the big Dodge and freezing our butts off all night long on the bank of the raging creek. I should finally write about that most memorable occasion. God love those visitors, I hope this doesn't become a classic best-of-intentions dad/lad bonding misadventure for them.

Next post: hopefully by late Sunday night, I hope, I hope!